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"Sometimes, I feel like life is passing me by."

"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."

Chemist builds animals instead of molecular models

Lego Haircut

Designer Kangaroo Pocket

'I shall now hand over to our guest speaker, management unit XT-56.'

Man admires his Cubist Painting.

"Ambitions . . . to replace mankind."

'We finally came up with a cubicle design that really works.'

Doubling Gloucester Cheeses

'I made a list of bikes I want to look at today. You may want to eat before we go, as this may take awhile.'

A man working on a model airplane

'Pss-st, Harley-Davidson is up one-and-a-quarter...pass it on.'

Micheal Schumacher.

"And then they came out with a desktop model."

'My goodness, is it fall already, Ms. Smyrka?'

'Step one: take a good stiff drink.'

Man wearing a 'Manufacturing' float ring hesitates beside empty 'Qualified Labor pool'

'I think the manager's about to complain about the floor being wet.'

Even in manufacturing the creative well can run dry.

"Fix it so it'll stream out behind, Pierre. I've been assigned to a motorcycle detail."

Napa, Bellevue, McLeon

"I don't know why other countries won't buy our products...After all, they made them!"

Lightbulb Maker

"It's a new travel computer. It fits in your pocket. I suggest bringing your reading glasses."

I'm fast and efficient in the office and out...I can touch type and touch text!

Racing car drivers on their phones.

"It's nice, but not quite the electric car I was hoping for."

"Mr. Colton, do we stand behind our products?"

'... and that one is yours!'

"Can't beat that super glue for sticking power, huh?"

Papi agrees to buy Baldo a lowrider but it's a model car.

"Tex encounters the Knick-Knack Indians."

'He's serious about this no overtaking business.'

"I don’t get it, Jenkins. What are they getting right about employee morale over at the toy factory that we here at JG & Sons Puppy Coffins are getting wrong?"