Model Vehicles T-Shirts

A man working on a model airplane

Remote control pirate bully

Vehicles are having their own election. These are the candidates. The ambulance appeals to voters who think health care is most important. Voters focusing on education issues favor the school bus. And those wanting family-friendly policies are backing the minivan. The tractor is an expert on agricultural issues, and the import is a free trade advocate. Those voters concerned about environmental issues like the electric hybrid, and those wanting a strong military support the Jeep. What's t

The Style of Elements

Pashminas are sooo noughties!

That may well be how the catalk models do it, but I still think you look like a three legged horse in a field of cowpats!

Doris K. Elston: Brain Surgeon, Professional Model, Artist, Lawyer....Plus Mother of Four.

Man on motorbike with side kennel.

Useless add-ons.

Coexist. Coexhaust.

A massive ship pulls in in Central Park.

'On second thought, perhaps it would look better if your hand was tucked into your jacket.'

Middle-aged guy spots an available convertible. The mating ritual begins.

'I'm just using this while my monster truck is in the shop.'

"The crash-test rating on this puppy is off the charts!"

It's great for pulling the birds!

Elegant woman in backless dress.

'It's the same model... he painted the second one eight months after the first painting.'

"If I were a surgeon, Mr. Ferguson, which I ain't, and your car was my patient, which it ain't—except that it is, in a funny sort of way; that is, if you want to look at it like that; you know what I mean—and you was her husband, I'd have to say, 'Sir, your wife is going to need a valve job.,"

A Crash-test Dummy child about to have a ride on a car crash test ride in a shopping centre mall.

That every day look.

"What gear are we in, biscuit?"

All it takes is a little willpower and a good metabolism...

"Especially modified you say..."

Alien Beauty Magazine

'Are you done yet?'

'Mon Dieu! This year, your collection is really daring, mon cher Karl!'

Model Building

"Remember when we were Instagram models?"

'For my latest line, I bought clothes at Target and then changed the label,'

Fake fur coat and no knickers

"Fashion Week"

Directors chairs on movie set with Model, Actress, and Whatever on them

Amanda Seyfried

"My name is Leonard, and I'll be your auto mechanic for today."