Collecting Model Cars T-Shirts

Papi agrees to buy Baldo a lowrider but it's a model car.

Micheal Schumacher.

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

Man has a picture of a rolls on his garage door...the car inside is very different.

"As you can hear, it has an engine that purrs ... '

Middle-aged guy spots an available convertible. The mating ritual begins.

'A 50's vintage automobile...a billiards room. YOu, my firend, have got it all.'

Model Building

'How about a nice saloon?'

"You bought a 1964 Chevy ragtop Impala?!"

'Going my way, gorgeous?'

"It's a sports car. It's supposed to be uncomfortable."

"There it is...the car of my dreams! It's the perfect match! The seat...the steering wheel...they just call my name! I'm not leaving here without it!"

World War II Hawker 'HURRICANE'.

'It's a British car. Needs braces.'

"This baby can take you from zero to cardiac arrest in 60 seconds!"

'I've brought my car in to have the brake system adjusted.'

"Got any new monster trucks?"

"I decided to invest in precious metals - I bought a new car."

'What a little beauty. Independent suspension, alloy wheels, metallic finish.'

"He spends most of his time outside. I have to force him to come in and play with something electronic."

A man working on a model airplane

"And then he said he wanted $50,000 for it."

Rolls Royce with a figure of a businessman on the front.

Jeremy Clarkson

Traffic Jam.

'Step one: take a good stiff drink.'

'Got a beautiful shot of a Jag speeding into a sunset last week!'

Winding up a car window.

"Mom, Dad. . . there's something I need to tell you. I'm Bi."

Snail Crossing.

"This is a loveable little motor, loves petrol, loves oil..."

"You haven't napped until you've napped on the hood of a '57 Chevy."

'We're researching 'road rage'.'

Where airbags should be.