Collecting Toy Cars T-Shirts

Towing a toy

'Going my way, gorgeous?'

'OHHHH, WOW! My VERY own CAR and COLLISION BARRIER!'

"Texting and driving is a violation."

'Peter the Flying Hippo is my favorite storybook character without any merchandising tie-ins.'

"That's it lads, 364 days annual leave...what would we have done without our union!"

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

Rocking horse

Surf Casting

Timmy had one heck of a security blanket.

'Don't bite it.I have to check Daddy next.'

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

The Hobby Store

Man has a picture of a rolls on his garage door...the car inside is very different.

"We don't call them 'horns' anymore. They're interactive audio crash deterrent stimulators."

"In my life, I've had seven cars, six jobs, five houses, four bypass operations, and three wives!"

Toy plane with pilot eject.

Lego Haircut

"As you can hear, it has an engine that purrs ... '

Toy Shops and Educated Children

Slinky Cow World

"Jack Daniels-in-a-box"

"Here's the deal, boys. We need to see a little more bickering. We're doing a Reality Show."

Perks Featured in Vacancy at Toy Company

"It's his emotional support animal."

Jack-a-box in the theatre.

'I've never opened her up on the highway, but I get great mileage in the city!'

"I want to be straight with you, Cathy—I've gone through a number of cars in my life."

ZOO

Middle-aged guy spots an available convertible. The mating ritual begins.

"Kid gloves, Hernandez. You gotta use kid gloves!"

Imagination

His cubicle had come to be known as 'Teddy Bear Heaven'.