Collecting Toy Cars Gifts

Towing a toy

'Going my way, gorgeous?'

'OHHHH, WOW! My VERY own CAR and COLLISION BARRIER!'

"Let's put the cars away now, 'kay, Puddin'?

"Texting and driving is a violation."

'Peter the Flying Hippo is my favorite storybook character without any merchandising tie-ins.'

"That's it lads, 364 days annual leave...what would we have done without our union!"

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

The Hobby Store

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

Timmy had one heck of a security blanket.

'Don't bite it.I have to check Daddy next.'

Rocking horse

Surf Casting

"We don't call them 'horns' anymore. They're interactive audio crash deterrent stimulators."

Man has a picture of a rolls on his garage door...the car inside is very different.

"In my life, I've had seven cars, six jobs, five houses, four bypass operations, and three wives!"

Why can't you just chew the squeaker out like normal dogs?

'Enough already. It's a car, not a transporter.'

Lego Haircut

"As you can hear, it has an engine that purrs ... '

Toy plane with pilot eject.

Toy Shops and Educated Children

"Here's the deal, boys. We need to see a little more bickering. We're doing a Reality Show."

Perks Featured in Vacancy at Toy Company

Slinky Cow World

"I want to be straight with you, Cathy—I've gone through a number of cars in my life."

"Do you buy cars here?"

Jack-a-box in the theatre.

"Jack Daniels-in-a-box"

'I've never opened her up on the highway, but I get great mileage in the city!'

"It's his emotional support animal."

ZOO

Middle-aged guy spots an available convertible. The mating ritual begins.

"Kid gloves, Hernandez. You gotta use kid gloves!"