Collecting Vintage Cars Gifts

'A 50's vintage automobile...a billiards room. YOu, my firend, have got it all.'

The Last Rover - So Long Vehicle.

Yesteryear.

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

Man has a picture of a rolls on his garage door...the car inside is very different.

Cats on Board.

"What old school? This is my life."

"I'd like a new tire for my 1976 Chevy Chevette."

"As you can hear, it has an engine that purrs ... '

'Well, the good news is; You won't need to tax and insure it.'

Excess Baggage: In the old days folks called 2 weeks with 4 kids in a non-air conditioned car a vacation.

'This is a nice car Mr...did you have it from new?'

'It's St Patrick's Day...I thought you called this car your lucky charm??!'

'Thirty years from now, this will seem terribly quaint and awash in charming period detail.'

'They don't make cars like they used to.'

"So this is what you want? This is why after school, almost every day, you spend all your extra free time working at the auto store?"

'If I was this car I wouldn't let you in the drivers seat!'

"This car is a retro classic. Instead of a USB outlet there's a cigarette lighter."

'In her day, she did all the work for me, now I'm doing all the work for her.'

"It's a hybrid!"

"You bought a 1964 Chevy ragtop Impala?!"

'Mom, dad's toasting the new year with the car again!'

Run from the hills!

'How about a nice saloon?'

The American Nightmare.

"I'm charging you with texting and driving."

A horse driving a Model T tows an Amish buggy.

Parts of an automobile

'He won't start up on cold mornings.'

"I think my dad really, really cares about me."

A train's dining car is a diner.

"See that dog, Mr. Hendricks? That means you either have a shredded fan belt or your fuel pump is sucking air."

"There it is...the car of my dreams! It's the perfect match! The seat...the steering wheel...they just call my name! I'm not leaving here without it!"

"It's a sports car. It's supposed to be uncomfortable."