Vintage Cars Gifts

'This is a nice car Mr...did you have it from new?'

"It's very nice, Sir... But is it consistent with the voice of our brand?"

A vintage car being fixed by a mechanic underneath.

'I realize you're attached to your car. However, when it's being held together by duct tape, it's time to buy a new one.'

"And even though this is an older used model... it's perfect for those out-of-the-way places!"

'You're the third car salesman in a row that has recommended one of these for us.'

"When was the last time you started her up?"

'Your problem, Mr.Fitzhue, is that you're a type-A personality in a model-T body.'

race car drivers.

TS Motors Inc.

'Father's getting a bit old for this, can't we fit a starter motor?'

Car trouble.

'Orville keeps bragging about restoring that car. He fails to tell people it took him 70 years.'

'It's up for adoption. Just pay to have it fixed.'

Faulty car.

"They don't build them like this any more. Heck, why would they?"

Cabby trying to get a fare from a foreign passenger

60s vs. Over-60s camper van

Hillbilly.

'No I'm not hurt, just a bit embarrassed.'

Signs left and right read: High tech/low tech.

'The only parts that don't need replacing are the 'fluffy dice'.'

'Nobility vehicle'

'It's up to you, Mr Snedly. Get it fixed, or enter it in the antique show.'

'Women drivers!'

No Radio On Board

'Now can we start a family Nigel?'

Bull race.

"Of course that's only an estimate. The actual cost ill be somewhat more."

"Ou est le feu?"

'In her day, she did all the work for me, now I'm doing all the work for her.'

Charabanc.

Car Auction

A cab-driver dropping a hint.

'Now, then, Thomas, tell your old man to pull on a peg and get me up to my pawnbroker's!