Vintage Cars Gifts

'This is a nice car Mr...did you have it from new?'

"It's very nice, Sir... But is it consistent with the voice of our brand?"

A vintage car being fixed by a mechanic underneath.

'I realize you're attached to your car. However, when it's being held together by duct tape, it's time to buy a new one.'

"And even though this is an older used model... it's perfect for those out-of-the-way places!"

"When was the last time you started her up?"

'Your problem, Mr.Fitzhue, is that you're a type-A personality in a model-T body.'

'You're the third car salesman in a row that has recommended one of these for us.'

race car drivers.

'It's up for adoption. Just pay to have it fixed.'

TS Motors Inc.

"They don't build them like this any more. Heck, why would they?"

Car trouble.

'Father's getting a bit old for this, can't we fit a starter motor?'

'Orville keeps bragging about restoring that car. He fails to tell people it took him 70 years.'

Faulty car.

"Ou est le feu?"

"Of course that's only an estimate. The actual cost ill be somewhat more."

Cabby trying to get a fare from a foreign passenger

'No I'm not hurt, just a bit embarrassed.'

'Nobility vehicle'

'The only parts that don't need replacing are the 'fluffy dice'.'

Signs left and right read: High tech/low tech.

'Now can we start a family Nigel?'

Bull race.

No Radio On Board

Hillbilly.

'It's up to you, Mr Snedly. Get it fixed, or enter it in the antique show.'

Charabanc.

'In her day, she did all the work for me, now I'm doing all the work for her.'

Devil's Landing, Purgatory Glen, Hell Lake, Satan Ridge.

"Gee, Mr. Babick!"

"After thirty years, that old car of mine is still on the road."

"Hey, pal, we're kinda lost. How do we get back to 2016?"

A man drives past a sign on a vacant lot that reads "No Parking - Since 1956".