Vintage Vehicle Enthusiasts Gifts

No, we're NOT getting a convertible!

"If tractor techniques were good enough for me, they're good enough for you."

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

Cats on Board.

"I'd like a new tire for my 1976 Chevy Chevette."

"What old school? This is my life."

Excess Baggage: In the old days folks called 2 weeks with 4 kids in a non-air conditioned car a vacation.

'Well, the good news is; You won't need to tax and insure it.'

'This is a nice car Mr...did you have it from new?'

It's great for pulling the birds!

"The crash-test rating on this puppy is off the charts!"

"So this is what you want? This is why after school, almost every day, you spend all your extra free time working at the auto store?"

'They don't make cars like they used to.'

'Thirty years from now, this will seem terribly quaint and awash in charming period detail.'

"This car is a retro classic. Instead of a USB outlet there's a cigarette lighter."

'In her day, she did all the work for me, now I'm doing all the work for her.'

'Like the 'Cobra' and the 'Viper', my car is named for a snake too - the 'Rattler'.'

'Mom, dad's toasting the new year with the car again!'

"It's a hybrid!"

Run from the hills!

"You bought a 1964 Chevy ragtop Impala?!"

The American Nightmare.

Frank and Ernie's Classic Cars. '40s - '50s - '60s. Hi! Do you have any cars with fins in the back? Sorry, sir, nothing with Fins in the back -- but there are a couple with Norwegians in the trunk!

"I think my dad really, really cares about me."

If this van's a rockin'...

Parts of an automobile

"There it is...the car of my dreams! It's the perfect match! The seat...the steering wheel...they just call my name! I'm not leaving here without it!"

'He won't start up on cold mornings.'

A train's dining car is a diner.

A horse driving a Model T tows an Amish buggy.

"I'm charging you with texting and driving."

"And do you, Bob, promise to treat Karen as well as you treat your vintage 1950 Indian Blackhawk motorcycle?"

James May

The exciting new M-2000 Winnebagel / A Winnebago in the form of a Bagel.