Vintage Vehicle Lover Gifts

"And even though this is an older used model... it's perfect for those out-of-the-way places!"

'Before you say it's got some old parts, remember that you repaired it last time.'

"We collect cowboy-and-Indian paraphernalia. How much would you take for your pickup?"

"Usually when someone claims they've installed the latest technology, it means more than just power windows."

"This is a CLASSIC pre-owned special. See, it has a cigarette lighter instead of a USB socket."

'Well, I'm no mechanic, but at a glance I'd say you've blown your head gasket!'

Early Variations of the Car Phone.

'Hurry-up... I'm waiting!'

"The limousine they sent us has flashing lights and a siren"

'It's the very latest thing - four wheel drive.'

'I'll still advertise the car in the newspaper,if it is alright with you Mildred.'

Old truck for sale

'Yo, looks like the old deadwood stage is finally over the hill.'

'I can't believe I'm saying this, but I'm giving you a ticket for not speeding, but driving too slow.'

"Car Boot Sale" at motor salvage depot.

Kicking horse alarms a carriage passenger

World Exhibition - August 1855 - Ground-plan, section, height and elevation of a Parisian cab

My first fall in life

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

Cats on Board.

"What old school? This is my life."

'Well, the good news is; You won't need to tax and insure it.'

Excess Baggage: In the old days folks called 2 weeks with 4 kids in a non-air conditioned car a vacation.

'This is a nice car Mr...did you have it from new?'

'Thirty years from now, this will seem terribly quaint and awash in charming period detail.'

'They don't make cars like they used to.'

"This car is a retro classic. Instead of a USB outlet there's a cigarette lighter."

'In her day, she did all the work for me, now I'm doing all the work for her.'

'Mom, dad's toasting the new year with the car again!'

'Like the 'Cobra' and the 'Viper', my car is named for a snake too - the 'Rattler'.'

Run from the hills!

"It's a hybrid!"

"And do you, Bob, promise to treat Karen as well as you treat your vintage 1950 Indian Blackhawk motorcycle?"

"There it is...the car of my dreams! It's the perfect match! The seat...the steering wheel...they just call my name! I'm not leaving here without it!"