Vintage Vehicle Lover Gifts

"And even though this is an older used model... it's perfect for those out-of-the-way places!"

'Before you say it's got some old parts, remember that you repaired it last time.'

"They don't make brake parts for cars this old, so you see that hole in the floor right there?"

"We collect cowboy-and-Indian paraphernalia. How much would you take for your pickup?"

"Usually when someone claims they've installed the latest technology, it means more than just power windows."

"Well, Baldo, I finally did it."

"This is a CLASSIC pre-owned special. See, it has a cigarette lighter instead of a USB socket."

'Well, I'm no mechanic, but at a glance I'd say you've blown your head gasket!'

Early Variations of the Car Phone.

'Hurry-up... I'm waiting!'

James May

"The limousine they sent us has flashing lights and a siren"

'It's the very latest thing - four wheel drive.'

'I'll still advertise the car in the newspaper,if it is alright with you Mildred.'

Old truck for sale

'Yo, looks like the old deadwood stage is finally over the hill.'

'I can't believe I'm saying this, but I'm giving you a ticket for not speeding, but driving too slow.'

"Car Boot Sale" at motor salvage depot.

Kicking horse alarms a carriage passenger

World Exhibition - August 1855 - Ground-plan, section, height and elevation of a Parisian cab

My first fall in life

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

Cats on Board.

"What old school? This is my life."

"I'd like a new tire for my 1976 Chevy Chevette."

Excess Baggage: In the old days folks called 2 weeks with 4 kids in a non-air conditioned car a vacation.

'Well, the good news is; You won't need to tax and insure it.'

'This is a nice car Mr...did you have it from new?'

'Thirty years from now, this will seem terribly quaint and awash in charming period detail.'

'They don't make cars like they used to.'

"So this is what you want? This is why after school, almost every day, you spend all your extra free time working at the auto store?"

"This car is a retro classic. Instead of a USB outlet there's a cigarette lighter."

'In her day, she did all the work for me, now I'm doing all the work for her.'

"You bought a 1964 Chevy ragtop Impala?!"