Vintage Car Lovers Gifts

'Will the owner of a 1987 Yugo with different-colored fenders please trade the stupid thing in?'

'I don't need an anti-theft device...I simply remove the steering wheel.'

"I'll take a look at it, but I don't know much about green cars."

"I think we'd better tighten security on our vehicle, Maureen..."

"Yes to the burl-wood dash, no to the leather seats."

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

Sailor in Car.

Cats on Board.

"I'd like a new tire for my 1976 Chevy Chevette."

"What old school? This is my life."

Excess Baggage: In the old days folks called 2 weeks with 4 kids in a non-air conditioned car a vacation.

'This is a nice car Mr...did you have it from new?'

"So this is what you want? This is why after school, almost every day, you spend all your extra free time working at the auto store?"

'They don't make cars like they used to.'

'Thirty years from now, this will seem terribly quaint and awash in charming period detail.'

'A 50's vintage automobile...a billiards room. YOu, my firend, have got it all.'

"This car is a retro classic. Instead of a USB outlet there's a cigarette lighter."

'In her day, she did all the work for me, now I'm doing all the work for her.'

"It's a hybrid!"

"You bought a 1964 Chevy ragtop Impala?!"

'Like the 'Cobra' and the 'Viper', my car is named for a snake too - the 'Rattler'.'

'Mom, dad's toasting the new year with the car again!'

The American Nightmare.

James May

Parts of an automobile

"And do you, Bob, promise to treat Karen as well as you treat your vintage 1950 Indian Blackhawk motorcycle?"

If this van's a rockin'...

"There it is...the car of my dreams! It's the perfect match! The seat...the steering wheel...they just call my name! I'm not leaving here without it!"

"I think my dad really, really cares about me."

A horse driving a Model T tows an Amish buggy.

Frank and Ernie's Classic Cars. '40s - '50s - '60s. Hi! Do you have any cars with fins in the back? Sorry, sir, nothing with Fins in the back -- but there are a couple with Norwegians in the trunk!

"I'm charging you with texting and driving."

"This says Hispanic life expectancy has risen to 80 years."

A train's dining car is a diner.