Vintage Car Enthusiast Gifts

'This is a nice car Mr...did you have it from new?'

A vintage car being fixed by a mechanic underneath.

Car race.

The American Nightmare.

Classical music on car commerical

Faulty car.

"They don't build them like this any more. Heck, why would they?"

Bull race.

'Now can we start a family Nigel?'

The British love of the Vintage Motor Car.

'It's not ugly, it's French!'

'Harold, I specifically told you not to kick the tires!'

Old lady motorshow.

'They don't make cars like this any more -- the country that built them disappeared.'

'Arthur, don't you dare cancel it'

'Gramps! Found your stolen antique cadillac! It's on ebay! Wanna bid on it?'

Car Incident

Self-serve no-frills gas.

'That reminds me - we'll soon be passing those dreadful builders!'

US economy

'Mom, dad's toasting the new year with the car again!'

"What's the matter - did I misplace the car keys again?"

"I'd like a new tire for my 1976 Chevy Chevette."

"I think my dad really, really cares about me."

"I'm charging you with texting and driving."

'You were exceeding the speed limit, but congratulations on getting this heap up to 75 MPH.'

'I agree she's a beat up old banger - but what did you expect, Sir - Jordan?'

It had been many years since Mitch had given up on the idea that he might find his ideal companion...

Good news. Fins are back in.

"Hey, pal, we're kinda lost. How do we get back to 2016?"

'That's a nice car, Mister....Did you have it from new?'

Lucky car.

'Dagnabbit ! They've recalled the tires on our 1929 Essex.'

"I'm Bob, but my friends call me Rusty, on account of my red hair."

Honest Joe's cut-price undertakers