Vintage Car Enthusiast Gifts

'This is a nice car Mr...did you have it from new?'

A vintage car being fixed by a mechanic underneath.

Car race.

Classical music on car commerical

Faulty car.

"They don't build them like this any more. Heck, why would they?"

Bull race.

'Now can we start a family Nigel?'

The British love of the Vintage Motor Car.

'It's not ugly, it's French!'

'Harold, I specifically told you not to kick the tires!'

Old lady motorshow.

'They don't make cars like this any more -- the country that built them disappeared.'

'Arthur, don't you dare cancel it'

'Gramps! Found your stolen antique cadillac! It's on ebay! Wanna bid on it?'

Car Incident

Self-serve no-frills gas.

'That reminds me - we'll soon be passing those dreadful builders!'

US economy

'Mom, dad's toasting the new year with the car again!'

"What's the matter - did I misplace the car keys again?"

"I think my dad really, really cares about me."

'You were exceeding the speed limit, but congratulations on getting this heap up to 75 MPH.'

'I agree she's a beat up old banger - but what did you expect, Sir - Jordan?'

Good news. Fins are back in.

"Hey, pal, we're kinda lost. How do we get back to 2016?"

'That's a nice car, Mister....Did you have it from new?'

Lucky car.

'Dagnabbit ! They've recalled the tires on our 1929 Essex.'

"I'm Bob, but my friends call me Rusty, on account of my red hair."

Honest Joe's cut-price undertakers

'Do you remember our first date?', 'Sure I do! --'long ago, in a Ford Galaxie far away....''

"Hope in quick buddy, all's not good in this hood!!"

Gerald Ford

'Fins are back.'