Vintage Auto Aficionado Gifts

"You haven't napped until you've napped on the hood of a '57 Chevy."

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

"This is my new country song I wrote about my self-driving truck leaving me..."

Vehicles are having their own election. These are the candidates. The ambulance appeals to voters who think health care is most important. Voters focusing on education issues favor the school bus. And those wanting family-friendly policies are backing the minivan. The tractor is an expert on agricultural issues, and the import is a free trade advocate. Those voters concerned about environmental issues like the electric hybrid, and those wanting a strong military support the Jeep. What's t

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

Cats on Board.

Long before the GPS, traveling humans found their way around by using an Atlas.

"I'd like a new tire for my 1976 Chevy Chevette."

"What old school? This is my life."

'Plimbco Bank &Trust, Old Money Division.'

The Kitchen area of a Whitechapel Boarding House

'Man...You age great!'

You had me at vintage.

Excess Baggage: In the old days folks called 2 weeks with 4 kids in a non-air conditioned car a vacation.

'This is a nice car Mr...did you have it from new?'

'It seats two comfortably.'

Antiques

Middle-aged guy spots an available convertible. The mating ritual begins.

A burgandy from when the dow hit a record high.

It's great for pulling the birds!

'I think I've isolated that funny noise you've been having.'

Route 666

Inflating Boobs.

The Epsom Derby - The Finishing Line

Victorian Fast Food - 'I'll have the lark pie festooned with eels, a full stilton, two bottles of port,,,'

'Thirty years from now, this will seem terribly quaint and awash in charming period detail.'

'They don't make cars like they used to.'

'This is a letter opener, from the days before faxes and email. I just sold it online after I listed it as a vintage communication device.'

"We located the hissing noise, Mr. Watkins. Your wife's mother is in the back seat."

"Mommy, look! Tablets from olden days!"

'Never, Ever...drive 56 mph on a 55 mph freeway in a sporty red convertible.'

The tinman was hoping his wife liked the new muffler he bought her.

Dave's Discount Auto Repair...only an arm or a leg, not both!

'Who are you kidding? This is a wind-up isn't it!'