Vintage Auto Lover Gifts

You go ahead - I only chase classic cars.

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

Cats on Board.

"I'd like a new tire for my 1976 Chevy Chevette."

"What old school? This is my life."

Excess Baggage: In the old days folks called 2 weeks with 4 kids in a non-air conditioned car a vacation.

'This is a nice car Mr...did you have it from new?'

'They don't make cars like they used to.'

'Thirty years from now, this will seem terribly quaint and awash in charming period detail.'

It's great for pulling the birds!

"So this is what you want? This is why after school, almost every day, you spend all your extra free time working at the auto store?"

"This car is a retro classic. Instead of a USB outlet there's a cigarette lighter."

'In her day, she did all the work for me, now I'm doing all the work for her.'

'Like the 'Cobra' and the 'Viper', my car is named for a snake too - the 'Rattler'.'

'Mom, dad's toasting the new year with the car again!'

"Mine's camper."

The American Nightmare.

"And do you, Bob, promise to treat Karen as well as you treat your vintage 1950 Indian Blackhawk motorcycle?"

Frank and Ernie's Classic Cars. '40s - '50s - '60s. Hi! Do you have any cars with fins in the back? Sorry, sir, nothing with Fins in the back -- but there are a couple with Norwegians in the trunk!

"This says Hispanic life expectancy has risen to 80 years."

"I'm charging you with texting and driving."

'He won't start up on cold mornings.'

James May

"I think my dad really, really cares about me."

"There it is...the car of my dreams! It's the perfect match! The seat...the steering wheel...they just call my name! I'm not leaving here without it!"

A train's dining car is a diner.

A horse driving a Model T tows an Amish buggy.

Chicken Coupe.

TS Motors Inc.

The British love of the Vintage Motor Car.

'Now can we start a family Nigel?'

'I don't think Charlie will ever get used to these auto-mobiles.'

"We argue a lot about money--her library fines, my antique car collection..."

'It's ok, sir, we'll put you in touch with one of our grief counselors.'