Retro Auto Lover Gifts

'Why open a savings account? Look at all that change in the ashtray.'

Diner.

The Missing Sock Returns

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

"And this is our media room."

"I used to love power, but now I'm more interested in mileage."

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

Cats on Board.

"Desmond likes to live in the moment. . . and that moment happens to be 1960."

Abandoning the computer for a typewriter.

"I'd like a new tire for my 1976 Chevy Chevette."

Early Colour TV

"What old school? This is my life."

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

'This is the worst film noir I've ever seen.'

Excess Baggage: In the old days folks called 2 weeks with 4 kids in a non-air conditioned car a vacation.

'This is a nice car Mr...did you have it from new?'

Computer Class.

'If he's only five years old, how come he knows the words to 'See the USA in your Chevrolet'?'

'They don't make cars like they used to.'

T-Shirt: 'Been there done that but I'd do it again.'

'Thirty years from now, this will seem terribly quaint and awash in charming period detail.'

'It's an antique!'

The fate that awaits us all: creeping Rooneyism

Edison invents the personal stereo

Once upon a time and a half. Buick and the Beast.

"If there's any one lesson we've learned from the eighties, it's how to shop!"

“I have to warn you - my parents are a bit old-fashioned.”

'A 50's vintage automobile...a billiards room. YOu, my firend, have got it all.'

1950's.

Newfangled contraceptions phobia: 'David, David, we're sinking! Our water bed has sprung a leak!'

'Do I remember pre-decimal coinage?I remember pre-Tudor coinage!'

"Well..I think the old Thermograph machine I rescued from work goes a treat with our kitchen units."

"This car is a retro classic. Instead of a USB outlet there's a cigarette lighter."

How Grandma Sees the Remote