Retro Vehicle Enthusiasts Gifts

"And as you can see, the spare log has never been used."

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

'And this is Eddy, he's been giving virtual tours long before computers.'

"Sitting on a beanbag doesn't take me back to the seventies- it just makes me wonder how I'm ever going to get up again."

'In her day, she did all the work for me, now I'm doing all the work for her.'

"Grandma's TV is so old it wasn't made in a foreign country."

'Like the 'Cobra' and the 'Viper', my car is named for a snake too - the 'Rattler'.'

'It's Jones Sir! He's showing of his ball point pen again!'

"And do you, Bob, promise to treat Karen as well as you treat your vintage 1950 Indian Blackhawk motorcycle?"

'Every time I pass through here I get heartburn.'

'Ask about our daily sermon by fax plan.'

Chicken Coupe.

A horse driving a Model T tows an Amish buggy.

'I don't think Charlie will ever get used to these auto-mobiles.'

It was owned by a little old lady who could make a decision faster than you.

'Before you say it's got some old parts, remember that you repaired it last time.'

How's my abducting?

My Other Car is a Hybrid

I can't wait till they get one of those things...

"This cream puff was owned by a little old lady who only settled on Sundays."

Internal Combustion.

"The 'Age of the Computer'? We get a pencil on a piece of string!"

"Car Boot Sale" at motor salvage depot.

"Usually when someone claims they've installed the latest technology, it means more than just power windows."

"The car ran out of gas about the same time Grandpa did."

Don't you think you've had too many drinks?

'One previous owner, used it to go to the baths once a week, may I be buried alive if I lie...'