Retro Vehicle Enthusiasts Gifts

"And as you can see, the spare log has never been used."

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

'In my time, we didn't talk to a blackberry. We just ate the damn things!'

'And this is Eddy, he's been giving virtual tours long before computers.'

"Sitting on a beanbag doesn't take me back to the seventies- it just makes me wonder how I'm ever going to get up again."

'In her day, she did all the work for me, now I'm doing all the work for her.'

"Mine's camper."

'Like the 'Cobra' and the 'Viper', my car is named for a snake too - the 'Rattler'.'

"Grandma's TV is so old it wasn't made in a foreign country."

Look, Oog and Whonk just invented the intersection.

'It's Jones Sir! He's showing of his ball point pen again!'

"And do you, Bob, promise to treat Karen as well as you treat your vintage 1950 Indian Blackhawk motorcycle?"

Chicken Coupe.

Frank and Ernie's Classic Cars. '40s - '50s - '60s. Hi! Do you have any cars with fins in the back? Sorry, sir, nothing with Fins in the back -- but there are a couple with Norwegians in the trunk!

James May

'Every time I pass through here I get heartburn.'

"This says Hispanic life expectancy has risen to 80 years."

'Ask about our daily sermon by fax plan.'

A horse driving a Model T tows an Amish buggy.

"Don't let the Leave It To Beaver lunchbox fool you...that new manager is TOUGH!"

'I don't think Charlie will ever get used to these auto-mobiles.'

It was owned by a little old lady who could make a decision faster than you.

60s vs. Over-60s camper van

How's my abducting?

'Before you say it's got some old parts, remember that you repaired it last time.'

"Usually when someone claims they've installed the latest technology, it means more than just power windows."

"Car Boot Sale" at motor salvage depot.

I can't wait till they get one of those things...

My Other Car is a Hybrid

"The car ran out of gas about the same time Grandpa did."

"This cream puff was owned by a little old lady who only settled on Sundays."

Internal Combustion.

Don't you think you've had too many drinks?

"The 'Age of the Computer'? We get a pencil on a piece of string!"

'I like modern. It never goes out of style.'