Retro Vehicle Lover Gifts

Supercharge bullock cart.

"Mine's camper."

"I used to love power, but now I'm more interested in mileage."

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

Cats on Board.

"What old school? This is my life."

Once upon a time and a half. Buick and the Beast.

'They don't make cars like they used to.'

'Thirty years from now, this will seem terribly quaint and awash in charming period detail.'

'If he's only five years old, how come he knows the words to 'See the USA in your Chevrolet'?'

'A 50's vintage automobile...a billiards room. YOu, my firend, have got it all.'

'In her day, she did all the work for me, now I'm doing all the work for her.'

'Like the 'Cobra' and the 'Viper', my car is named for a snake too - the 'Rattler'.'

"You bought a 1964 Chevy ragtop Impala?!"

'He won't start up on cold mornings.'

A horse driving a Model T tows an Amish buggy.

Chicken Coupe.

"There it is...the car of my dreams! It's the perfect match! The seat...the steering wheel...they just call my name! I'm not leaving here without it!"

'Every time I pass through here I get heartburn.'

James May

Frank and Ernie's Classic Cars. '40s - '50s - '60s. Hi! Do you have any cars with fins in the back? Sorry, sir, nothing with Fins in the back -- but there are a couple with Norwegians in the trunk!

"And do you, Bob, promise to treat Karen as well as you treat your vintage 1950 Indian Blackhawk motorcycle?"

"This says Hispanic life expectancy has risen to 80 years."

TS Motors Inc.

The British love of the Vintage Motor Car.

'It's ok, sir, we'll put you in touch with one of our grief counselors.'

Motorist's Swear Box

'I don't think Charlie will ever get used to these auto-mobiles.'

'Built in obsolescence: Mini with a wind up gramophone.'

"Remember when I told you rust might become a problem in the future?"

'... Yes, that's right. It has had one careful owner and three not so careful owners.'

"We argue a lot about money--her library fines, my antique car collection..."

It was owned by a little old lady who could make a decision faster than you.

"When was the last time you started her up?"