Retro Vehicle Lover T-Shirts

Supercharge bullock cart.

"I used to love power, but now I'm more interested in mileage."

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

Cats on Board.

"What old school? This is my life."

'If he's only five years old, how come he knows the words to 'See the USA in your Chevrolet'?'

'Thirty years from now, this will seem terribly quaint and awash in charming period detail.'

'They don't make cars like they used to.'

'A 50's vintage automobile...a billiards room. YOu, my firend, have got it all.'

'In her day, she did all the work for me, now I'm doing all the work for her.'

'Like the 'Cobra' and the 'Viper', my car is named for a snake too - the 'Rattler'.'

Chicken Coupe.

'He won't start up on cold mornings.'

"There it is...the car of my dreams! It's the perfect match! The seat...the steering wheel...they just call my name! I'm not leaving here without it!"

A horse driving a Model T tows an Amish buggy.

'Every time I pass through here I get heartburn.'

"And do you, Bob, promise to treat Karen as well as you treat your vintage 1950 Indian Blackhawk motorcycle?"

TS Motors Inc.

The British love of the Vintage Motor Car.

"We argue a lot about money--her library fines, my antique car collection..."

'It's ok, sir, we'll put you in touch with one of our grief counselors.'

'Built in obsolescence: Mini with a wind up gramophone.'

'... Yes, that's right. It has had one careful owner and three not so careful owners.'

Motorist's Swear Box

'I don't think Charlie will ever get used to these auto-mobiles.'

It was owned by a little old lady who could make a decision faster than you.

"When was the last time you started her up?"

"They don't build them like this any more. Heck, why would they?"

How's my abducting?