Retro Auto Lover T-Shirts

'Why open a savings account? Look at all that change in the ashtray.'

Diner.

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

"And this is our media room."

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

"I used to love power, but now I'm more interested in mileage."

"Desmond likes to live in the moment. . . and that moment happens to be 1960."

Cats on Board.

Early Colour TV

Abandoning the computer for a typewriter.

"What old school? This is my life."

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

'This is the worst film noir I've ever seen.'

Excess Baggage: In the old days folks called 2 weeks with 4 kids in a non-air conditioned car a vacation.

'This is a nice car Mr...did you have it from new?'

Computer Class.

“I have to warn you - my parents are a bit old-fashioned.”

'Thirty years from now, this will seem terribly quaint and awash in charming period detail.'

The fate that awaits us all: creeping Rooneyism

'They don't make cars like they used to.'

"If there's any one lesson we've learned from the eighties, it's how to shop!"

'If he's only five years old, how come he knows the words to 'See the USA in your Chevrolet'?'

'It's an antique!'

T-Shirt: 'Been there done that but I'd do it again.'

'A 50's vintage automobile...a billiards room. YOu, my firend, have got it all.'

1950's.

Newfangled contraceptions phobia: 'David, David, we're sinking! Our water bed has sprung a leak!'

"This car is a retro classic. Instead of a USB outlet there's a cigarette lighter."

'Do I remember pre-decimal coinage?I remember pre-Tudor coinage!'

"Well..I think the old Thermograph machine I rescued from work goes a treat with our kitchen units."

How Grandma Sees the Remote

'In my day, we didn't concern ourselves with wimpy notions of workplace ergonomics.'