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'-and it does four filling stations to the gallon'

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

Cats on Board.

'In my time, we didn't talk to a blackberry. We just ate the damn things!'

'They don't make cars like they used to.'

'Thirty years from now, this will seem terribly quaint and awash in charming period detail.'

'A 50's vintage automobile...a billiards room. YOu, my firend, have got it all.'

'And this is Eddy, he's been giving virtual tours long before computers.'

"Sitting on a beanbag doesn't take me back to the seventies- it just makes me wonder how I'm ever going to get up again."

'In her day, she did all the work for me, now I'm doing all the work for her.'

"Mine's camper."

'Like the 'Cobra' and the 'Viper', my car is named for a snake too - the 'Rattler'.'

"Grandma's TV is so old it wasn't made in a foreign country."

'It's Jones Sir! He's showing of his ball point pen again!'

"And do you, Bob, promise to treat Karen as well as you treat your vintage 1950 Indian Blackhawk motorcycle?"

Frank and Ernie's Classic Cars. '40s - '50s - '60s. Hi! Do you have any cars with fins in the back? Sorry, sir, nothing with Fins in the back -- but there are a couple with Norwegians in the trunk!

'Ask about our daily sermon by fax plan.'

James May

'He won't start up on cold mornings.'

'Every time I pass through here I get heartburn.'

"This says Hispanic life expectancy has risen to 80 years."

Chicken Coupe.

A horse driving a Model T tows an Amish buggy.

"There it is...the car of my dreams! It's the perfect match! The seat...the steering wheel...they just call my name! I'm not leaving here without it!"

TS Motors Inc.

"We argue a lot about money--her library fines, my antique car collection..."

'It's ok, sir, we'll put you in touch with one of our grief counselors.'

"Don't let the Leave It To Beaver lunchbox fool you...that new manager is TOUGH!"

'... Yes, that's right. It has had one careful owner and three not so careful owners.'

Motorist's Swear Box

'I don't think Charlie will ever get used to these auto-mobiles.'

It was owned by a little old lady who could make a decision faster than you.

"When was the last time you started her up?"

'Before you say it's got some old parts, remember that you repaired it last time.'

How's my abducting?