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Traffic sign warning driver, on a road trip, of hazard ahead.

Giant birthday cake on a trailer being towed by a car

A man drives past a sign on a vacant lot that reads "No Parking - Since 1956".

'If you can read this perhaps there's hope.'

'I'm sure I checked my mirrors, officer. I don't know why I didn't see him!!'

Internal Combustion.

"That's nothing. Wait till you see the hood scope."

My Other Car is a Hybrid

"Well i found the issue, there's no engine."

"This car doesn't have a start button, it has a key. You push and turn this into that hole we call the ignition."

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

"I used to love power, but now I'm more interested in mileage."

Sailor in Car.

Cats on Board.

"What old school? This is my life."

Excess Baggage: In the old days folks called 2 weeks with 4 kids in a non-air conditioned car a vacation.

'This is a nice car Mr...did you have it from new?'

'Thirty years from now, this will seem terribly quaint and awash in charming period detail.'

'They don't make cars like they used to.'

'If he's only five years old, how come he knows the words to 'See the USA in your Chevrolet'?'

'A 50's vintage automobile...a billiards room. YOu, my firend, have got it all.'

'Like the 'Cobra' and the 'Viper', my car is named for a snake too - the 'Rattler'.'

'Mom, dad's toasting the new year with the car again!'

"The major obstacle to your big dream...is your tiny wallet."

'Every time I pass through here I get heartburn.'

'He won't start up on cold mornings.'

Chicken Coupe.

"I think my dad really, really cares about me."

"There it is...the car of my dreams! It's the perfect match! The seat...the steering wheel...they just call my name! I'm not leaving here without it!"

'Let me look at that map...'

TS Motors Inc.

'Now can we start a family Nigel?'

The British love of the Vintage Motor Car.

A pivotal scene from 'Faust: The Road Movie.'

Motorist's Swear Box