Retro Car Lover Gifts

Traffic sign warning driver, on a road trip, of hazard ahead.

Giant birthday cake on a trailer being towed by a car

A man drives past a sign on a vacant lot that reads "No Parking - Since 1956".

It's not a self-driving car, but it does decide whether or not it starts up.

'If you can read this perhaps there's hope.'

'I'm sure I checked my mirrors, officer. I don't know why I didn't see him!!'

Internal Combustion.

"That's nothing. Wait till you see the hood scope."

My Other Car is a Hybrid

"This says Hispanic life expectancy has risen to 80 years."

"Well i found the issue, there's no engine."

"This car doesn't have a start button, it has a key. You push and turn this into that hole we call the ignition."

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

"I used to love power, but now I'm more interested in mileage."

Sailor in Car.

Cats on Board.

"I'd like a new tire for my 1976 Chevy Chevette."

"What old school? This is my life."

Excess Baggage: In the old days folks called 2 weeks with 4 kids in a non-air conditioned car a vacation.

'This is a nice car Mr...did you have it from new?'

"So this is what you want? This is why after school, almost every day, you spend all your extra free time working at the auto store?"

'Thirty years from now, this will seem terribly quaint and awash in charming period detail.'

Once upon a time and a half. Buick and the Beast.

'If he's only five years old, how come he knows the words to 'See the USA in your Chevrolet'?'

'They don't make cars like they used to.'

'A 50's vintage automobile...a billiards room. YOu, my firend, have got it all.'

'Like the 'Cobra' and the 'Viper', my car is named for a snake too - the 'Rattler'.'

"Mine's camper."

'Mom, dad's toasting the new year with the car again!'

"You bought a 1964 Chevy ragtop Impala?!"

The American Nightmare.

"I think my dad really, really cares about me."

Chicken Coupe.

"I'm charging you with texting and driving."

"The major obstacle to your big dream...is your tiny wallet."