Retro Car Enthusiast Gifts

'That's what you get for kicking a wheel.'

Chicken Coupe.

"To be honest mate, I wasn't aware they made a parachute for a 1960 Popular!!"

"The car ran out of gas about the same time Grandpa did."

"I remember when I was younger all I wanted was a BMV...now, I'd be happy with just a BM."

Diner.

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

The Missing Sock Returns

"And this is our media room."

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

"Desmond likes to live in the moment. . . and that moment happens to be 1960."

Cats on Board.

Early Colour TV

Abandoning the computer for a typewriter.

"What old school? This is my life."

"I'd like a new tire for my 1976 Chevy Chevette."

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

'This is the worst film noir I've ever seen.'

Excess Baggage: In the old days folks called 2 weeks with 4 kids in a non-air conditioned car a vacation.

'This is a nice car Mr...did you have it from new?'

Computer Class.

“I have to warn you - my parents are a bit old-fashioned.”

'They don't make cars like they used to.'

"So this is what you want? This is why after school, almost every day, you spend all your extra free time working at the auto store?"

T-Shirt: 'Been there done that but I'd do it again.'

"If there's any one lesson we've learned from the eighties, it's how to shop!"

Edison invents the personal stereo

The fate that awaits us all: creeping Rooneyism

'It's an antique!'

'Thirty years from now, this will seem terribly quaint and awash in charming period detail.'

'A 50's vintage automobile...a billiards room. YOu, my firend, have got it all.'

'Do I remember pre-decimal coinage?I remember pre-Tudor coinage!'

1950's.

"Well..I think the old Thermograph machine I rescued from work goes a treat with our kitchen units."

Newfangled contraceptions phobia: 'David, David, we're sinking! Our water bed has sprung a leak!'