Retro Car Enthusiast Pillows

'That's what you get for kicking a wheel.'

Chicken Coupe.

"To be honest mate, I wasn't aware they made a parachute for a 1960 Popular!!"

"The car ran out of gas about the same time Grandpa did."

Diner.

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

"And this is our media room."

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

Cats on Board.

"Desmond likes to live in the moment. . . and that moment happens to be 1960."

Early Colour TV

Abandoning the computer for a typewriter.

"What old school? This is my life."

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

'This is the worst film noir I've ever seen.'

Excess Baggage: In the old days folks called 2 weeks with 4 kids in a non-air conditioned car a vacation.

'This is a nice car Mr...did you have it from new?'

Computer Class.

The fate that awaits us all: creeping Rooneyism

'Thirty years from now, this will seem terribly quaint and awash in charming period detail.'

"If there's any one lesson we've learned from the eighties, it's how to shop!"

'It's an antique!'

'They don't make cars like they used to.'

“I have to warn you - my parents are a bit old-fashioned.”

T-Shirt: 'Been there done that but I'd do it again.'

'A 50's vintage automobile...a billiards room. YOu, my firend, have got it all.'

1950's.

Newfangled contraceptions phobia: 'David, David, we're sinking! Our water bed has sprung a leak!'

'Do I remember pre-decimal coinage?I remember pre-Tudor coinage!'

"This car is a retro classic. Instead of a USB outlet there's a cigarette lighter."

"Well..I think the old Thermograph machine I rescued from work goes a treat with our kitchen units."

How Grandma Sees the Remote

'In my day, we didn't concern ourselves with wimpy notions of workplace ergonomics.'

Nurse's introduction training - "We don't get the quality of student we used to"

"You've got night fever."