Retro Auto Lovers Gifts

'-and it does four filling stations to the gallon'

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

Cats on Board.

'Thirty years from now, this will seem terribly quaint and awash in charming period detail.'

'They don't make cars like they used to.'

'A 50's vintage automobile...a billiards room. YOu, my firend, have got it all.'

'And this is Eddy, he's been giving virtual tours long before computers.'

"Sitting on a beanbag doesn't take me back to the seventies- it just makes me wonder how I'm ever going to get up again."

'In her day, she did all the work for me, now I'm doing all the work for her.'

"Grandma's TV is so old it wasn't made in a foreign country."

'Like the 'Cobra' and the 'Viper', my car is named for a snake too - the 'Rattler'.'

'It's Jones Sir! He's showing of his ball point pen again!'

"There it is...the car of my dreams! It's the perfect match! The seat...the steering wheel...they just call my name! I'm not leaving here without it!"

'Ask about our daily sermon by fax plan.'

Chicken Coupe.

A horse driving a Model T tows an Amish buggy.

'Every time I pass through here I get heartburn.'

'He won't start up on cold mornings.'

"And do you, Bob, promise to treat Karen as well as you treat your vintage 1950 Indian Blackhawk motorcycle?"

TS Motors Inc.

"We argue a lot about money--her library fines, my antique car collection..."

'... Yes, that's right. It has had one careful owner and three not so careful owners.'

'I don't think Charlie will ever get used to these auto-mobiles.'

'It's ok, sir, we'll put you in touch with one of our grief counselors.'

Motorist's Swear Box

It was owned by a little old lady who could make a decision faster than you.

"When was the last time you started her up?"

How's my abducting?

'Before you say it's got some old parts, remember that you repaired it last time.'