Retro Car Lovers Gifts

Fins are back!

"I used to love power, but now I'm more interested in mileage."

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

Sailor in Car.

Cats on Board.

"I'd like a new tire for my 1976 Chevy Chevette."

'In my time, we didn't talk to a blackberry. We just ate the damn things!'

'This is a nice car Mr...did you have it from new?'

'If he's only five years old, how come he knows the words to 'See the USA in your Chevrolet'?'

'Thirty years from now, this will seem terribly quaint and awash in charming period detail.'

Once upon a time and a half. Buick and the Beast.

'They don't make cars like they used to.'

'A 50's vintage automobile...a billiards room. YOu, my firend, have got it all.'

'And this is Eddy, he's been giving virtual tours long before computers.'

"Sitting on a beanbag doesn't take me back to the seventies- it just makes me wonder how I'm ever going to get up again."

"You bought a 1964 Chevy ragtop Impala?!"

"Mine's camper."

'Like the 'Cobra' and the 'Viper', my car is named for a snake too - the 'Rattler'.'

'Mom, dad's toasting the new year with the car again!'

"Grandma's TV is so old it wasn't made in a foreign country."

The American Nightmare.

'It's Jones Sir! He's showing of his ball point pen again!'

"There it is...the car of my dreams! It's the perfect match! The seat...the steering wheel...they just call my name! I'm not leaving here without it!"

"I'm charging you with texting and driving."

Chicken Coupe.

'Every time I pass through here I get heartburn.'

"I think my dad really, really cares about me."

'He won't start up on cold mornings.'

'Ask about our daily sermon by fax plan.'

James May

"This says Hispanic life expectancy has risen to 80 years."

TS Motors Inc.

The British love of the Vintage Motor Car.

'Now can we start a family Nigel?'

Motorist's Swear Box