Retro Cars Gifts

'A 50's vintage automobile...a billiards room. YOu, my firend, have got it all.'

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

Sailor in Car.

Cats on Board.

Man has a picture of a rolls on his garage door...the car inside is very different.

"I'd like a new tire for my 1976 Chevy Chevette."

"What old school? This is my life."

'Well, the good news is; You won't need to tax and insure it.'

"Do you buy cars here?"

Excess Baggage: In the old days folks called 2 weeks with 4 kids in a non-air conditioned car a vacation.

'This is a nice car Mr...did you have it from new?'

'Thirty years from now, this will seem terribly quaint and awash in charming period detail.'

'It's St Patrick's Day...I thought you called this car your lucky charm??!'

"So this is what you want? This is why after school, almost every day, you spend all your extra free time working at the auto store?"

'My old Nehru suit! And in a pocket there's still a bottle of aftershave lotion from the glove box of my '55 Nash Rambler.'

Classic Autos: We have muscle cars for weaklings!

"This car is a retro classic. Instead of a USB outlet there's a cigarette lighter."

'In her day, she did all the work for me, now I'm doing all the work for her.'

"It's a hybrid!"

'Like the 'Cobra' and the 'Viper', my car is named for a snake too - the 'Rattler'.'

'Mom, dad's toasting the new year with the car again!'

"You bought a 1964 Chevy ragtop Impala?!"

Run from the hills!

"Mine's camper."

"Well dudes, gotta go. My honey needs a lot of attention."

'My Alfa Romeo, My Alfa Romeo, where for art thou?'

"It'll need a carburettor transplant, a right wing panel augmentation, and an engine oil transfusion... Maybe you should consider euthanasia."

If this van's a rockin'...

"I think my dad really, really cares about me."

Parts of an automobile

A train's dining car is a diner.

"The major obstacle to your big dream...is your tiny wallet."

"This says Hispanic life expectancy has risen to 80 years."

Chicken Coupe.