Vintage Car Lover Gifts

'Stop complaining. We can't afford a car with airbags.'

'I realize you're attached to your car. However, when it's being held together by duct tape, it's time to buy a new one.'

"When was the last time you started her up?"

'You're the third car salesman in a row that has recommended one of these for us.'

'Your problem, Mr.Fitzhue, is that you're a type-A personality in a model-T body.'

'Father's getting a bit old for this, can't we fit a starter motor?'

'This baby says you've arrived. A little late perhaps. Missed a turn, had to stop for directions, but eventually got there.'

TS Motors Inc.

"Ou est le feu?"

Don's Drive In

Cats on Board.

'Stop at the first filthy restroom you see.'

Armed Response Unit.

'Very cool. Chick magnet.'

'No I'm not hurt, just a bit embarrassed.'

'No I don't like your idea for cheap wedding photos!'

"Of course that's only an estimate. The actual cost ill be somewhat more."

'Sorry, but your Yugo needs imported parts, and Yugoslavia is gone.'

'Why did we get rid of the horses? This damn thing won't start.'

Old fashioned cars.

"Remember, back in the day, when you could at least pretend that you could fix something."

'They don't make cars like they used to.'

John F. Kennedy

"Well it looks like a Brunhild to me !"

'If you think about it, automobiles haven't changed that much in a hundred years.'

Calvin Coolidge

'Thirty years from now, this will seem terribly quaint and awash in charming period detail.'

"This car is like my life - it's old and rusty but I can't afford a new one."

"Sure it's got low mileage. I only drove it once a week to the repair shop."

"Remember, back in the day, when you could at least pretend that you could fix something."

'It's ok, sir, we'll put you in touch with one of our grief counselors.'

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

"I know there's nothing wrong with the carburetor. I'm just interested in the stories it has to tell."

“They look like last year’s models.”

An I.R.S. car stakes out a limo