Vintage Vehicle Enthusiast Gifts

'Are you sure you've only been here an hour? My records show you've been parked here since 1908.'

'What are those brown marks?' - 'The original rust.'

'One previous owner, used it to go to the baths once a week, may I be buried alive if I lie...'

'Bad luck Grigson...another year and the first motor insurance policy would've been available.'

A carriage collapsing under the weight of a passenger.

60s vs. Over-60s camper van

Stage Coach.

'Nobility vehicle'

'In her day, she did all the work for me, now I'm doing all the work for her.'

'Dependable, basic transportation. Guaranteed to drive the ladies wild, especially low-maintenance ones.'

The world's first carjacking

A horse driving a Model T tows an Amish buggy.

"My other carriage is a Landau."

Car sales.

Old Time Cop and Antique Car

'...And this is a picture of when I got here...Here's one when I put on new rims...'

"This cream puff was owned by a little old lady who only settled on Sundays."

"And do you, Bob, promise to treat Karen as well as you treat your vintage 1950 Indian Blackhawk motorcycle?"

PRODUCT RECALL: Hey, remember this one?

Frank and Ernie's Classic Cars. '40s - '50s - '60s. Hi! Do you have any cars with fins in the back? Sorry, sir, nothing with Fins in the back -- but there are a couple with Norwegians in the trunk!

2 of 2 "It'll get you home"

'Feel that burst of power as we started up the hill?...'

Don't you think you've had too many drinks?

'Like the 'Cobra' and the 'Viper', my car is named for a snake too - the 'Rattler'.'

Early Hybrid.

Penny Farthing With Child Seat.

'I can't wait until my son asks to use the car!'

A couple negotiating a fare with a cab driver.

Cut Him Down Behind!

Two women in a horse and buggy at the seaside.

A travel fare dispute.

Oog's Garage. I'm afraid it's totaled.

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

Cats on Board.