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Park and Pimp My Ride.

'Like the 'Cobra' and the 'Viper', my car is named for a snake too - the 'Rattler'.'

"I rang up an Escort Agency and they brought round a 70's retro car."

"What old school? This is my life."

Excess Baggage: In the old days folks called 2 weeks with 4 kids in a non-air conditioned car a vacation.

'This is a nice car Mr...did you have it from new?'

'Mom, dad's toasting the new year with the car again!'

'Every time I pass through here I get heartburn.'

"I think my dad really, really cares about me."

"The major obstacle to your big dream...is your tiny wallet."

Chicken Coupe.

'Let me look at that map...'

The British love of the Vintage Motor Car.

'Now can we start a family Nigel?'

'It's ok, sir, we'll put you in touch with one of our grief counselors.'

'They don't make cars like this any more -- the country that built them disappeared.'

A pivotal scene from 'Faust: The Road Movie.'

'I don't think Charlie will ever get used to these auto-mobiles.'

Old Vic / Adelphi Theatre

"She's family."

"When was the last time you started her up?"

"They don't build them like this any more. Heck, why would they?"

How's my abducting?

'Don't let any SUV's pass us.'

'If you think about it, automobiles haven't changed that much in a hundred years.'

Internal Combustion.

Lucky car.