Retro Car Aficionado Mugs

Park and Pimp My Ride.

'Like the 'Cobra' and the 'Viper', my car is named for a snake too - the 'Rattler'.'

"I rang up an Escort Agency and they brought round a 70's retro car."

Long before the GPS, traveling humans found their way around by using an Atlas.

"I'd like a new tire for my 1976 Chevy Chevette."

"What old school? This is my life."

Excess Baggage: In the old days folks called 2 weeks with 4 kids in a non-air conditioned car a vacation.

'This is a nice car Mr...did you have it from new?'

"So this is what you want? This is why after school, almost every day, you spend all your extra free time working at the auto store?"

'Mom, dad's toasting the new year with the car again!'

"Mine's camper."

The American Nightmare.

Frank and Ernie's Classic Cars. '40s - '50s - '60s. Hi! Do you have any cars with fins in the back? Sorry, sir, nothing with Fins in the back -- but there are a couple with Norwegians in the trunk!

"This says Hispanic life expectancy has risen to 80 years."

"I'm charging you with texting and driving."

'Every time I pass through here I get heartburn.'

Chicken Coupe.

"The major obstacle to your big dream...is your tiny wallet."

"I think my dad really, really cares about me."

'Let me look at that map...'

The British love of the Vintage Motor Car.

'Now can we start a family Nigel?'

"Yeah, I'm working on my own customized car, too."

A pivotal scene from 'Faust: The Road Movie.'

'They don't make cars like this any more -- the country that built them disappeared.'

'It's ok, sir, we'll put you in touch with one of our grief counselors.'

"Yeah, I'm just here for winter break. I'm staying with my aunt Maria. She lives down the block."

'I don't think Charlie will ever get used to these auto-mobiles.'

Old Vic / Adelphi Theatre

"She's family."

"When was the last time you started her up?"

"They don't build them like this any more. Heck, why would they?"

How's my abducting?

Lucky car.

Internal Combustion.