Retro Car Buff Mugs

How's my abducting?

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

"What old school? This is my life."

Excess Baggage: In the old days folks called 2 weeks with 4 kids in a non-air conditioned car a vacation.

'This is a nice car Mr...did you have it from new?'

'A 50's vintage automobile...a billiards room. YOu, my firend, have got it all.'

'Mom, dad's toasting the new year with the car again!'

'Like the 'Cobra' and the 'Viper', my car is named for a snake too - the 'Rattler'.'

"I think my dad really, really cares about me."

'Every time I pass through here I get heartburn.'

Chicken Coupe.

The British love of the Vintage Motor Car.

'Now can we start a family Nigel?'

"She's family."

'They don't make cars like this any more -- the country that built them disappeared.'

Old Vic / Adelphi Theatre

'I don't think Charlie will ever get used to these auto-mobiles.'

"They don't build them like this any more. Heck, why would they?"

Internal Combustion.

"The car ran out of gas about the same time Grandpa did."

Lucky car.

Prince Charles' 38-year-old Aston Martin runs on biofuel made from wine.

My Other Car is a Hybrid

Traffic sign warning driver, on a road trip, of hazard ahead.

Giant birthday cake on a trailer being towed by a car

"The color of my car? The manufacturer called it Autumn Chestnut Sable, but now it's more like Meatloaf Gravy Beige."

"Amy, Mr. Stoklasa has caught a tornado."

"Yes to the burl-wood dash, no to the leather seats."

"To be honest mate, I wasn't aware they made a parachute for a 1960 Popular!!"

"You haven't napped until you've napped on the hood of a '57 Chevy."