Retro Car Buff Mugs

How's my abducting?

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

"I'd like a new tire for my 1976 Chevy Chevette."

"What old school? This is my life."

Excess Baggage: In the old days folks called 2 weeks with 4 kids in a non-air conditioned car a vacation.

'This is a nice car Mr...did you have it from new?'

'A 50's vintage automobile...a billiards room. YOu, my firend, have got it all.'

'Like the 'Cobra' and the 'Viper', my car is named for a snake too - the 'Rattler'.'

"Mine's camper."

'Mom, dad's toasting the new year with the car again!'

The American Nightmare.

"I'm charging you with texting and driving."

"This says Hispanic life expectancy has risen to 80 years."

Chicken Coupe.

'Every time I pass through here I get heartburn.'

"I think my dad really, really cares about me."

Frank and Ernie's Classic Cars. '40s - '50s - '60s. Hi! Do you have any cars with fins in the back? Sorry, sir, nothing with Fins in the back -- but there are a couple with Norwegians in the trunk!

'Now can we start a family Nigel?'

The British love of the Vintage Motor Car.

'They don't make cars like this any more -- the country that built them disappeared.'

'I don't think Charlie will ever get used to these auto-mobiles.'

"She's family."

Old Vic / Adelphi Theatre

"They don't build them like this any more. Heck, why would they?"

"The car ran out of gas about the same time Grandpa did."

Lucky car.

My Other Car is a Hybrid

Internal Combustion.

Prince Charles' 38-year-old Aston Martin runs on biofuel made from wine.

Traffic sign warning driver, on a road trip, of hazard ahead.

Giant birthday cake on a trailer being towed by a car

"Yes to the burl-wood dash, no to the leather seats."

"You haven't napped until you've napped on the hood of a '57 Chevy."

"Amy, Mr. Stoklasa has caught a tornado."

"To be honest mate, I wasn't aware they made a parachute for a 1960 Popular!!"