Retro Car Admirer T-Shirts

"I'm Bob, but my friends call me Rusty, on account of my red hair."

'Every time I pass through here I get heartburn.'

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

'This is a nice car Mr...did you have it from new?'

"He's deliciously vintage."

It's great for pulling the birds!

We have a nice selection of office artifacts, a typewriter, carbon paper, ashtrays, our CEO's last handwritten memo...

"This car is a retro classic. Instead of a USB outlet there's a cigarette lighter."

Classic Autos: We have muscle cars for weaklings!

'Mom, dad's toasting the new year with the car again!'

'Like the 'Cobra' and the 'Viper', my car is named for a snake too - the 'Rattler'.'

"Ladies! Ladies! Do you wanna roll my Mercedes..."

"I think my dad really, really cares about me."

A train's dining car is a diner.

Chicken Coupe.

"It'll need a carburettor transplant, a right wing panel augmentation, and an engine oil transfusion... Maybe you should consider euthanasia."

'Now can we start a family Nigel?'

The British love of the Vintage Motor Car.

'I don't think Charlie will ever get used to these auto-mobiles.'

Full Serve/Elf Serve

'They don't make cars like this any more -- the country that built them disappeared.'

"Is it just me or are wagon wheels smaller than they used to be?"

Behold The Horror Of... The Ringing Landline

'Bob will be along shortly to marry you. He's looking over a mint-condition, 1965 Mustang that just went on sale.'

It was owned by a little old lady who could make a decision faster than you.

"They don't build them like this any more. Heck, why would they?"

How's my abducting?

"There's no need to scream. The plane may be old but she was built for aerobatics."