Vintage Car Admirer T-Shirts

'Bob will be along shortly to marry you. He's looking over a mint-condition, 1965 Mustang that just went on sale.'

race car drivers.

"I want one that's going to fall apart. . ."

"Eating red meat, drinking alcohol, using a petrol driven car, you're such an old romantic Jefferson."

A train's dining car is a diner.

Goodwood Festival of Speed

Manifold Destiny

"When I was young, we sat in low cars to look cool!"

"Baldo, that's what good friends are for. You have wicked cool dreams...and I steal 'em!"

"This car is a retro classic. Instead of a USB outlet there's a cigarette lighter."

Honest Fred's Autos: Clapped Out, Overpriced, Old Banger.

The Grim Reaper entering Death Valley.

It's great for pulling the birds!

Al's used cars - "This car was previously owned by a little old lady who never exceeded the speed limit."

Yesteryear.

"And it comes with lots of extras, fag packets in the glove compartment..."

'I told you I could squeeze into this space!'

'It used to be a cop car. That would explain the guy in the back wearing handcuffs.'

'Sorry, but your Yugo needs imported parts, and Yugoslavia is gone.'

One at a Time Lock in Brompton Road

Full Serve/Elf Serve

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

Cats on Board.

"What old school? This is my life."

Excess Baggage: In the old days folks called 2 weeks with 4 kids in a non-air conditioned car a vacation.

'This is a nice car Mr...did you have it from new?'

'They don't make cars like they used to.'

'Thirty years from now, this will seem terribly quaint and awash in charming period detail.'

Classic Autos: We have muscle cars for weaklings!

'In her day, she did all the work for me, now I'm doing all the work for her.'

'Like the 'Cobra' and the 'Viper', my car is named for a snake too - the 'Rattler'.'

'Mom, dad's toasting the new year with the car again!'

'He won't start up on cold mornings.'

"There it is...the car of my dreams! It's the perfect match! The seat...the steering wheel...they just call my name! I'm not leaving here without it!"

"And do you, Bob, promise to treat Karen as well as you treat your vintage 1950 Indian Blackhawk motorcycle?"