Classic Vehicle Admirer T-Shirts

"My gawd, we've been clamped!"

"I used to love power, but now I'm more interested in mileage."

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

"I'd like a new tire for my 1976 Chevy Chevette."

"Do you buy cars here?"

'If he's only five years old, how come he knows the words to 'See the USA in your Chevrolet'?'

"Convertible. Must be nice."

"So this is what you want? This is why after school, almost every day, you spend all your extra free time working at the auto store?"

It's great for pulling the birds!

Once upon a time and a half. Buick and the Beast.

'A 50's vintage automobile...a billiards room. YOu, my firend, have got it all.'

"This car is a retro classic. Instead of a USB outlet there's a cigarette lighter."

Classic Autos: We have muscle cars for weaklings!

Man helping a mini learner driver

'I'm afraid you'll have to buy a car, sir -- Braxton, here, accidentally sold your car to somebody else.'

"You bought a 1964 Chevy ragtop Impala?!"

"An object of love that you can get inside, totally inside."

"The major obstacle to your big dream...is your tiny wallet."

"It'll need a carburettor transplant, a right wing panel augmentation, and an engine oil transfusion... Maybe you should consider euthanasia."

"And this dashboard has all the electronic distractions grouped into one convenient confusion cluster."

A train's dining car is a diner.

'Every time I pass through here I get heartburn.'

"Ladies! Ladies! Do you wanna roll my Mercedes..."

'Let me look at that map...'

"This new car is so smart, it wrote its own AUTObiography."

The British love of the Vintage Motor Car.

'Nice car. How many clients did it cost you?'

A pivotal scene from 'Faust: The Road Movie.'

"Remember when I told you rust might become a problem in the future?"

'Built in obsolescence: Mini with a wind up gramophone.'

Full Serve/Elf Serve

"Is it just me or are wagon wheels smaller than they used to be?"

"Yeah, I'm just here for winter break. I'm staying with my aunt Maria. She lives down the block."

'Bob will be along shortly to marry you. He's looking over a mint-condition, 1965 Mustang that just went on sale.'

'He's going to a better place . . . possibly to power an '86 jetta.'