Classic Vehicle Admirer Gifts

"My gawd, we've been clamped!"

"I used to love power, but now I'm more interested in mileage."

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

'If he's only five years old, how come he knows the words to 'See the USA in your Chevrolet'?'

It's great for pulling the birds!

'A 50's vintage automobile...a billiards room. YOu, my firend, have got it all.'

Man helping a mini learner driver

Classic Autos: We have muscle cars for weaklings!

"This car is a retro classic. Instead of a USB outlet there's a cigarette lighter."

'I'm afraid you'll have to buy a car, sir -- Braxton, here, accidentally sold your car to somebody else.'

"An object of love that you can get inside, totally inside."

"And this dashboard has all the electronic distractions grouped into one convenient confusion cluster."

"It'll need a carburettor transplant, a right wing panel augmentation, and an engine oil transfusion... Maybe you should consider euthanasia."

A train's dining car is a diner.

'Every time I pass through here I get heartburn.'

"Ladies! Ladies! Do you wanna roll my Mercedes..."

"The major obstacle to your big dream...is your tiny wallet."

'Let me look at that map...'

"This new car is so smart, it wrote its own AUTObiography."

The British love of the Vintage Motor Car.

"Is it just me or are wagon wheels smaller than they used to be?"

'Nice car. How many clients did it cost you?'

'Built in obsolescence: Mini with a wind up gramophone.'

Full Serve/Elf Serve

A pivotal scene from 'Faust: The Road Movie.'

'Bob will be along shortly to marry you. He's looking over a mint-condition, 1965 Mustang that just went on sale.'

It was owned by a little old lady who could make a decision faster than you.