Classic Cars Admirer Gifts

'Pop, I have a date tonight. Can I borrow the wheel?'

"I used to love power, but now I'm more interested in mileage."

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

Sailor in Car.

Long before the GPS, traveling humans found their way around by using an Atlas.

"I'd like a new tire for my 1976 Chevy Chevette."

"What old school? This is my life."

"Do you buy cars here?"

'This is a nice car Mr...did you have it from new?'

'If he's only five years old, how come he knows the words to 'See the USA in your Chevrolet'?'

"So this is what you want? This is why after school, almost every day, you spend all your extra free time working at the auto store?"

"Convertible. Must be nice."

'They don't make cars like they used to.'

'It's St Patrick's Day...I thought you called this car your lucky charm??!'

Once upon a time and a half. Buick and the Beast.

It's great for pulling the birds!

'A 50's vintage automobile...a billiards room. YOu, my firend, have got it all.'

Classic Autos: We have muscle cars for weaklings!

'My old Nehru suit! And in a pocket there's still a bottle of aftershave lotion from the glove box of my '55 Nash Rambler.'

'If I was this car I wouldn't let you in the drivers seat!'

"This car is a retro classic. Instead of a USB outlet there's a cigarette lighter."

'Mom, dad's toasting the new year with the car again!'

"You bought a 1964 Chevy ragtop Impala?!"

The American Nightmare.

"I'm charging you with texting and driving."

"See that dog, Mr. Hendricks? That means you either have a shredded fan belt or your fuel pump is sucking air."

Frank and Ernie's Classic Cars. '40s - '50s - '60s. Hi! Do you have any cars with fins in the back? Sorry, sir, nothing with Fins in the back -- but there are a couple with Norwegians in the trunk!

'Every time I pass through here I get heartburn.'

"The major obstacle to your big dream...is your tiny wallet."

"It'll need a carburettor transplant, a right wing panel augmentation, and an engine oil transfusion... Maybe you should consider euthanasia."

"Ladies! Ladies! Do you wanna roll my Mercedes..."

A train's dining car is a diner.

"I think my dad really, really cares about me."

'Let me look at that map...'

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