Classic Car Aficionado Gifts

'It's an American classic, with parts from Japan and Canada and assembled in Mexico.'

V sign, rude drivers

Car trouble.

"Of course that's only an estimate. The actual cost ill be somewhat more."

'Oh c'mon, it's freezing outside.'

Bull race.

'Now can we start a family Nigel?'

If you've ever wondered what your dog would do if he ever caught the car he was chasing, now you know.

'The only parts that don't need replacing are the 'fluffy dice'.'

Two men and dogs hang outside a truck.

Car Auction

"Dad, what would you say if you let me borrow $10,000 to buy a raw 1964 Impala totally ready for custom work?"

'It's ok, sir, we'll put you in touch with one of our grief counselors.'

'What can you possible see in this piece of junk?'

'A f-funny thing happened on the way past a classic car dealer...'

'I haven't driven that car since I planted this tree...always thought it got stolen.'

"Now, whaddaya say we chase some cars."

"Well it looks like a Brunhild to me !"

'There goes Claudius in his new All-Terrain-Vehicle.'

Silver yobs

'I can't believe I'm saying this, but I'm giving you a ticket for not speeding, but driving too slow.'

'I used to think it was such a compliment when he first named it after me.'

"You know, my bike's actually way cooler than a '64 convertible Impala. The open road is much more open."

"Yes, this is one of those muscle cars."

Radiata Neglectus

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

"I used to love power, but now I'm more interested in mileage."

Sailor in Car.

"What old school? This is my life."

Excess Baggage: In the old days folks called 2 weeks with 4 kids in a non-air conditioned car a vacation.

'This is a nice car Mr...did you have it from new?'

"It's really quite simple: Shave off the soul patch and the car is yours."

'If he's only five years old, how come he knows the words to 'See the USA in your Chevrolet'?'

'It's St Patrick's Day...I thought you called this car your lucky charm??!'

'They don't make cars like they used to.'