Classic Car Devotee Gifts

'Sorry, but your Yugo needs imported parts, and Yugoslavia is gone.'

'This is a classic, a gem! Years went into perfecting it!'

'Mom, dad's toasting the new year with the car again!'

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

"I used to love power, but now I'm more interested in mileage."

Sailor in Car.

"What old school? This is my life."

Excess Baggage: In the old days folks called 2 weeks with 4 kids in a non-air conditioned car a vacation.

'This is a nice car Mr...did you have it from new?'

'If he's only five years old, how come he knows the words to 'See the USA in your Chevrolet'?'

'It's St Patrick's Day...I thought you called this car your lucky charm??!'

'They don't make cars like they used to.'

'A 50's vintage automobile...a billiards room. YOu, my firend, have got it all.'

"This car is a retro classic. Instead of a USB outlet there's a cigarette lighter."

Classic Autos: We have muscle cars for weaklings!

'My old Nehru suit! And in a pocket there's still a bottle of aftershave lotion from the glove box of my '55 Nash Rambler.'

'If I was this car I wouldn't let you in the drivers seat!'

'Like the 'Cobra' and the 'Viper', my car is named for a snake too - the 'Rattler'.'

"The major obstacle to your big dream...is your tiny wallet."

"See that dog, Mr. Hendricks? That means you either have a shredded fan belt or your fuel pump is sucking air."

"I think my dad really, really cares about me."

"It'll need a carburettor transplant, a right wing panel augmentation, and an engine oil transfusion... Maybe you should consider euthanasia."

"Ladies! Ladies! Do you wanna roll my Mercedes..."

'Let me look at that map...'

TS Motors Inc.

The British love of the Vintage Motor Car.

'Bad news, Dr. Treemont...It needs an engine transplant.'

'Now can we start a family Nigel?'

'Built in obsolescence: Mini with a wind up gramophone.'