Classic Car Devotees Gifts

"I used to love power, but now I'm more interested in mileage."

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

Sailor in Car.

"What old school? This is my life."

'Lover's lance isn't the same as it used to be!'

'This is a nice car Mr...did you have it from new?'

'They don't make cars like they used to.'

'If he's only five years old, how come he knows the words to 'See the USA in your Chevrolet'?'

'It's St Patrick's Day...I thought you called this car your lucky charm??!'

'A 50's vintage automobile...a billiards room. YOu, my firend, have got it all.'

'If I was this car I wouldn't let you in the drivers seat!'

Classic Autos: We have muscle cars for weaklings!

'My old Nehru suit! And in a pocket there's still a bottle of aftershave lotion from the glove box of my '55 Nash Rambler.'

"This car is a retro classic. Instead of a USB outlet there's a cigarette lighter."

'Mom, dad's toasting the new year with the car again!'

Dog wiping windscreen with tail

Old woman knocks down man because she didn't have enough gas to go around him.

Self driving car containing a baby elephant

"Ladies! Ladies! Do you wanna roll my Mercedes..."

"The major obstacle to your big dream...is your tiny wallet."

Chicken Road Crossing

"See that dog, Mr. Hendricks? That means you either have a shredded fan belt or your fuel pump is sucking air."

"It'll need a carburettor transplant, a right wing panel augmentation, and an engine oil transfusion... Maybe you should consider euthanasia."

'Let me look at that map...'

'In retrospect naming the business after me probably wasn't a good idea,'

TS Motors Inc.

'Now can we start a family Nigel?'

'Bad news, Dr. Treemont...It needs an engine transplant.'