Classic Car Fanatic Gifts

'Well, since you all want to know about my car, I'll tell you...'

'Dad, it's one thing to tell your own son I can't take your mustang out on my date tonight...but a 24 hour, 4 man security unit...where's the trust?'

Frank and Ernie's Classic Cars. '40s - '50s - '60s. Hi! Do you have any cars with fins in the back? Sorry, sir, nothing with Fins in the back -- but there are a couple with Norwegians in the trunk!

"I used to love power, but now I'm more interested in mileage."

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

Sailor in Car.

Man has a picture of a rolls on his garage door...the car inside is very different.

Cats on Board.

Long before the GPS, traveling humans found their way around by using an Atlas.

"What old school? This is my life."

"I'd like a new tire for my 1976 Chevy Chevette."

'Well, the good news is; You won't need to tax and insure it.'

"Do you buy cars here?"

'This is a nice car Mr...did you have it from new?'

Once upon a time and a half. Buick and the Beast.

'If he's only five years old, how come he knows the words to 'See the USA in your Chevrolet'?'

'It's St Patrick's Day...I thought you called this car your lucky charm??!'

"So this is what you want? This is why after school, almost every day, you spend all your extra free time working at the auto store?"

'They don't make cars like they used to.'

'A 50's vintage automobile...a billiards room. YOu, my firend, have got it all.'

'If I was this car I wouldn't let you in the drivers seat!'

"This car is a retro classic. Instead of a USB outlet there's a cigarette lighter."

Classic Autos: We have muscle cars for weaklings!

'My old Nehru suit! And in a pocket there's still a bottle of aftershave lotion from the glove box of my '55 Nash Rambler.'

'Mom, dad's toasting the new year with the car again!'

"You bought a 1964 Chevy ragtop Impala?!"

'Like the 'Cobra' and the 'Viper', my car is named for a snake too - the 'Rattler'.'

"Well dudes, gotta go. My honey needs a lot of attention."

'My Alfa Romeo, My Alfa Romeo, where for art thou?'

"This says Hispanic life expectancy has risen to 80 years."

"See that dog, Mr. Hendricks? That means you either have a shredded fan belt or your fuel pump is sucking air."

Chicken Coupe.

"Ladies! Ladies! Do you wanna roll my Mercedes..."

"The major obstacle to your big dream...is your tiny wallet."

"It'll need a carburettor transplant, a right wing panel augmentation, and an engine oil transfusion... Maybe you should consider euthanasia."