Classic Car Buff Gifts

'Orville keeps bragging about restoring that car. He fails to tell people it took him 70 years.'

"Everything about the car business has changed, Jim - except my jacket."

Not again! As soon as I wash my wheel, some stupid pterodactyl flies over and does this!

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

"I used to love power, but now I'm more interested in mileage."

Sailor in Car.

Long before the GPS, traveling humans found their way around by using an Atlas.

Cats on Board.

Man has a picture of a rolls on his garage door...the car inside is very different.

"What old school? This is my life."

"I'd like a new tire for my 1976 Chevy Chevette."

"Do you buy cars here?"

'Well, the good news is; You won't need to tax and insure it.'

'This is a nice car Mr...did you have it from new?'

"So this is what you want? This is why after school, almost every day, you spend all your extra free time working at the auto store?"

'It's St Patrick's Day...I thought you called this car your lucky charm??!'

'They don't make cars like they used to.'

'If he's only five years old, how come he knows the words to 'See the USA in your Chevrolet'?'

Once upon a time and a half. Buick and the Beast.

'A 50's vintage automobile...a billiards room. YOu, my firend, have got it all.'

'If I was this car I wouldn't let you in the drivers seat!'

"This car is a retro classic. Instead of a USB outlet there's a cigarette lighter."

Classic Autos: We have muscle cars for weaklings!

'My old Nehru suit! And in a pocket there's still a bottle of aftershave lotion from the glove box of my '55 Nash Rambler.'

'Mom, dad's toasting the new year with the car again!'

'Like the 'Cobra' and the 'Viper', my car is named for a snake too - the 'Rattler'.'

"Well dudes, gotta go. My honey needs a lot of attention."

"You bought a 1964 Chevy ragtop Impala?!"

'My Alfa Romeo, My Alfa Romeo, where for art thou?'

"This says Hispanic life expectancy has risen to 80 years."

Frank and Ernie's Classic Cars. '40s - '50s - '60s. Hi! Do you have any cars with fins in the back? Sorry, sir, nothing with Fins in the back -- but there are a couple with Norwegians in the trunk!

"See that dog, Mr. Hendricks? That means you either have a shredded fan belt or your fuel pump is sucking air."

"The major obstacle to your big dream...is your tiny wallet."

"Ladies! Ladies! Do you wanna roll my Mercedes..."

"It'll need a carburettor transplant, a right wing panel augmentation, and an engine oil transfusion... Maybe you should consider euthanasia."