Classic Car Lover Gifts

A vintage car being fixed by a mechanic underneath.

'Are you sure you've only been here an hour? My records show you've been parked here since 1908.'

'What are those brown marks?' - 'The original rust.'

'A 50's vintage automobile...a billiards room. YOu, my firend, have got it all.'

'You mean you never herd of cars with fiberglass bodies before?'

'It's up for adoption. Just pay to have it fixed.'

"They don't build them like this any more. Heck, why would they?"

'It's up to you, Mr Snedly. Get it fixed, or enter it in the antique show.'

Babe magnet

'What about this little baby? Seventeen previous owners...'

Why don't they make them like this anymore?

'And only one previous owner.'

'It's my prostate.'

The British love of the Vintage Motor Car.

"The brakes on this thing are a bit old fashioned."

'Look out - speed camera!'

Antiques Roadshow or Bust!

"To be honest mate, I wasn't aware they made a parachute for a 1960 Popular!!"

"Do you think the atmosphere would be better if the roof was closed?"

"Remember when I told you rust might become a problem in the future?"

'It's the best anti-theft device I ever had.'

"What's with the book of Sat-Nav pictures?"

"C'mon, Dad...did you really think you and your kids would agree on everything? I say 'yes'...you say 'no'...maybe father and son are just a little bit different!"

'They don't make cars like this any more -- the country that built them disappeared.'

'If he's only five years old, how come he knows the words to 'See the USA in your Chevrolet'?'

Old Time Cop and Antique Car

'I'd like to trade in this classic. The only women I pick up in it are classics too.'

'I spent 20 years restoring this car. it's a beaut, huh, son? Can you think of anything better?'

'Son, while I'm in bed with the flu, I need you to take care of the family...but more important than that...take the 57 chevy for a spin around the block to keep it in good shape.'

Going Green

"Can I have some windshield wipers for my 1977 AMC Pacer?"

'Dagnabbit ! They've recalled the tires on our 1929 Essex.'

"I used to love power, but now I'm more interested in mileage."

"We must get to the bottom of this Watson!"

"Economic news? Are you kidding me? I'll give you some economic news. I'm driving a '92 Kia with no muffler, supporting my boyfriend until his standup career takes off, and paying for 2 implants. Do you know the sign for 'desperate'?"