Classic Car Aficionados Gifts

'My old Nehru suit! And in a pocket there's still a bottle of aftershave lotion from the glove box of my '55 Nash Rambler.'

"It's predicted that all cars will be replaced by fuel-efficient alternative technologies within 10 years!"

"I used to love power, but now I'm more interested in mileage."

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

Sailor in Car.

Long before the GPS, traveling humans found their way around by using an Atlas.

"I'd like a new tire for my 1976 Chevy Chevette."

"What old school? This is my life."

'Lover's lance isn't the same as it used to be!'

"Do you buy cars here?"

'This is a nice car Mr...did you have it from new?'

'They don't make cars like they used to.'

Once upon a time and a half. Buick and the Beast.

"So this is what you want? This is why after school, almost every day, you spend all your extra free time working at the auto store?"

'It's St Patrick's Day...I thought you called this car your lucky charm??!'

'If he's only five years old, how come he knows the words to 'See the USA in your Chevrolet'?'

'A 50's vintage automobile...a billiards room. YOu, my firend, have got it all.'

'If I was this car I wouldn't let you in the drivers seat!'

Classic Autos: We have muscle cars for weaklings!

"This car is a retro classic. Instead of a USB outlet there's a cigarette lighter."

Dog wiping windscreen with tail

'Mom, dad's toasting the new year with the car again!'

"You bought a 1964 Chevy ragtop Impala?!"

Self driving car containing a baby elephant

Chicken Road Crossing

"See that dog, Mr. Hendricks? That means you either have a shredded fan belt or your fuel pump is sucking air."

Old woman knocks down man because she didn't have enough gas to go around him.

Frank and Ernie's Classic Cars. '40s - '50s - '60s. Hi! Do you have any cars with fins in the back? Sorry, sir, nothing with Fins in the back -- but there are a couple with Norwegians in the trunk!

"Ladies! Ladies! Do you wanna roll my Mercedes..."

"It'll need a carburettor transplant, a right wing panel augmentation, and an engine oil transfusion... Maybe you should consider euthanasia."

"The major obstacle to your big dream...is your tiny wallet."

'Let me look at that map...'

'In retrospect naming the business after me probably wasn't a good idea,'

TS Motors Inc.

'Bad news, Dr. Treemont...It needs an engine transplant.'