Classic Car Collectors Gifts

'Now this baby is a true classic, it has great fuel economy and was originally owned by a celebrity!'

"I think I could $39,000 for a fully restored 1964 Impala."

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

"I used to love power, but now I'm more interested in mileage."

Sailor in Car.

"We don't call them 'horns' anymore. They're interactive audio crash deterrent stimulators."

Cats on Board.

Man has a picture of a rolls on his garage door...the car inside is very different.

"I'd like a new tire for my 1976 Chevy Chevette."

"What old school? This is my life."

"In my life, I've had seven cars, six jobs, five houses, four bypass operations, and three wives!"

'Well, the good news is; You won't need to tax and insure it.'

"Do you buy cars here?"

"I want to be straight with you, Cathy—I've gone through a number of cars in my life."

'This is a nice car Mr...did you have it from new?'

'They don't make cars like they used to.'

'If he's only five years old, how come he knows the words to 'See the USA in your Chevrolet'?'

'It's St Patrick's Day...I thought you called this car your lucky charm??!'

"So this is what you want? This is why after school, almost every day, you spend all your extra free time working at the auto store?"

Once upon a time and a half. Buick and the Beast.

'A 50's vintage automobile...a billiards room. YOu, my firend, have got it all.'

'God's speed.'

'You don't have the muscles to buy a muscle car, dear.'

'If I was this car I wouldn't let you in the drivers seat!'

"This car is a retro classic. Instead of a USB outlet there's a cigarette lighter."

'My old Nehru suit! And in a pocket there's still a bottle of aftershave lotion from the glove box of my '55 Nash Rambler.'

Classic Autos: We have muscle cars for weaklings!

'I'm afraid you'll have to buy a car, sir -- Braxton, here, accidentally sold your car to somebody else.'

"Well dudes, gotta go. My honey needs a lot of attention."

'Mom, dad's toasting the new year with the car again!'

"You bought a 1964 Chevy ragtop Impala?!"

'My Alfa Romeo, My Alfa Romeo, where for art thou?'

James May

'But, honey, the girl in the bikini only adds to the awesomeness of my car.'

"...and it comes with sat-nav, which as you can see the previous owner used all the time."