Vintage Car Collector Gifts

Marv's Preowned Vehicles...That new car smell can kill you! - Buy Used!

Hillbilly.

'Alright, never mind! Everybody get back in the car!'

"Only one owner you say?"

'I told you we should have asked for directions.'

Charles Stewart Rolls and Sir Henry Royce.

Pirate's car has patch for the headlight.

' Who was it - Amy Winehouse? '

Dodgy car dealer

"No, it wasn't a sinkhole. Your old TV was so heavy the ground could no longer take the weight."

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

Cats on Board.

"We don't call them 'horns' anymore. They're interactive audio crash deterrent stimulators."

Trilby - 'Je prong!'

Early Colour TV

"Ikea for hippies" 1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood

The original paperless office

"What old school? This is my life."

"In my life, I've had seven cars, six jobs, five houses, four bypass operations, and three wives!"

"I want to be straight with you, Cathy—I've gone through a number of cars in my life."

Excess Baggage: In the old days folks called 2 weeks with 4 kids in a non-air conditioned car a vacation.

'This is a nice car Mr...did you have it from new?'

Pre-Television Man Caves

It's great for pulling the birds!

'Thirty years from now, this will seem terribly quaint and awash in charming period detail.'

'It's St Patrick's Day...I thought you called this car your lucky charm??!'

'They don't make cars like they used to.'

'A 50's vintage automobile...a billiards room. YOu, my firend, have got it all.'

'God's speed.'

'You don't have the muscles to buy a muscle car, dear.'

JET (Part I)

Clock and Watch Shop: Second-Hand Clocks and Minute-Hand Clocks.

"There's lots of things in my life I absolutely needed to put in, and now there's lots of things in my life I absolutely need to get out."

Gadzook used armour. Only one careful owner.