Vintage Car Collector Mugs

Henry Ford Colouring Book - all of the crayons are black

Marv's Preowned Vehicles...That new car smell can kill you! - Buy Used!

Hillbilly.

'Alright, never mind! Everybody get back in the car!'

"Only one owner you say?"

'I told you we should have asked for directions.'

Charles Stewart Rolls and Sir Henry Royce.

Pirate's car has patch for the headlight.

' Who was it - Amy Winehouse? '

Dodgy car dealer

"I don't get it, Baldo. Why are you obsessed with 1964 Chevrolet Impalas."

"So this is what you want? This is why after school, almost every day, you spend all your extra free time working at the auto store?"

"No, it wasn't a sinkhole. Your old TV was so heavy the ground could no longer take the weight."

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

"We don't call them 'horns' anymore. They're interactive audio crash deterrent stimulators."

Cats on Board.

"What old school? This is my life."

"I'd like a new tire for my 1976 Chevy Chevette."

Early Colour TV

Trilby - 'Je prong!'

"Ikea for hippies" 1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood

"In my life, I've had seven cars, six jobs, five houses, four bypass operations, and three wives!"

The original paperless office

"I want to be straight with you, Cathy—I've gone through a number of cars in my life."

"Do you buy cars here?"

Excess Baggage: In the old days folks called 2 weeks with 4 kids in a non-air conditioned car a vacation.

'This is a nice car Mr...did you have it from new?'

It's great for pulling the birds!

Pre-Television Man Caves

'They don't make cars like they used to.'

'Thirty years from now, this will seem terribly quaint and awash in charming period detail.'

'It's St Patrick's Day...I thought you called this car your lucky charm??!'

'A 50's vintage automobile...a billiards room. YOu, my firend, have got it all.'

'God's speed.'