Antique Car Collector Mugs

Old Time Cop and Antique Car

Southwark Fair.

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

"We don't call them 'horns' anymore. They're interactive audio crash deterrent stimulators."

Man has a picture of a rolls on his garage door...the car inside is very different.

"What old school? This is my life."

"In my life, I've had seven cars, six jobs, five houses, four bypass operations, and three wives!"

"As you can hear, it has an engine that purrs ... '

"I want to be straight with you, Cathy—I've gone through a number of cars in my life."

"Do you buy cars here?"

'This is a nice car Mr...did you have it from new?'

'It's St Patrick's Day...I thought you called this car your lucky charm??!'

'They don't make cars like they used to.'

The First Printed Bible

'No, you can't just watch the end of Bargainhunt!'

"So this is what you want? This is why after school, almost every day, you spend all your extra free time working at the auto store?"

Estate Sale! All the stuff my kids said they don't want to inherit.

Stone Age women were less happy than men at the arrival of the iron age: Look what I've invented just for you darling.

'A 50's vintage automobile...a billiards room. YOu, my firend, have got it all.'

Dinner at the Jolly Sandboys (opening to Ch 19)

'As I recall you were the one who told him that he couldn't take it with him.'

'You don't have the muscles to buy a muscle car, dear.'

'God's speed.'

'If I was this car I wouldn't let you in the drivers seat!'

Ye Old Cafe: No Coffee Today - Sore Arm!

"This car is a retro classic. Instead of a USB outlet there's a cigarette lighter."

'I'm afraid you'll have to buy a car, sir -- Braxton, here, accidentally sold your car to somebody else.'

At last, Clarence thought, the long-awaited return to the old economy had begun.

'Mom, dad's toasting the new year with the car again!'

"You bought a 1964 Chevy ragtop Impala?!"

"An object of love that you can get inside, totally inside."

It feels so weird when I forget my watch.

James May

Acme Flyswatters.

'But, honey, the girl in the bikini only adds to the awesomeness of my car.'