Antique Car Collector Pillows

Old Time Cop and Antique Car

Southwark Fair.

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

Man has a picture of a rolls on his garage door...the car inside is very different.

"We don't call them 'horns' anymore. They're interactive audio crash deterrent stimulators."

"In my life, I've had seven cars, six jobs, five houses, four bypass operations, and three wives!"

"What old school? This is my life."

"As you can hear, it has an engine that purrs ... '

"I want to be straight with you, Cathy—I've gone through a number of cars in my life."

'This is a nice car Mr...did you have it from new?'

'They don't make cars like they used to.'

'No, you can't just watch the end of Bargainhunt!'

'It's St Patrick's Day...I thought you called this car your lucky charm??!'

The First Printed Bible

Estate Sale! All the stuff my kids said they don't want to inherit.

Stone Age women were less happy than men at the arrival of the iron age: Look what I've invented just for you darling.

'A 50's vintage automobile...a billiards room. YOu, my firend, have got it all.'

Dinner at the Jolly Sandboys (opening to Ch 19)

'You don't have the muscles to buy a muscle car, dear.'

'As I recall you were the one who told him that he couldn't take it with him.'

'God's speed.'

'If I was this car I wouldn't let you in the drivers seat!'

Ye Old Cafe: No Coffee Today - Sore Arm!

"This car is a retro classic. Instead of a USB outlet there's a cigarette lighter."

'I'm afraid you'll have to buy a car, sir -- Braxton, here, accidentally sold your car to somebody else.'

At last, Clarence thought, the long-awaited return to the old economy had begun.

'Mom, dad's toasting the new year with the car again!'

"An object of love that you can get inside, totally inside."

"It's a sports car. It's supposed to be uncomfortable."

"See that dog, Mr. Hendricks? That means you either have a shredded fan belt or your fuel pump is sucking air."

'But, honey, the girl in the bikini only adds to the awesomeness of my car.'