Classic Car Collector Pillows

'This is a nice car Mr...did you have it from new?'

race car drivers.

TS Motors Inc.

'It only takes a minute to erect the hood, or five minutes if the family helps.'

Faulty car.

'Bad news, Dr. Treemont...It needs an engine transplant.'

'I know you're thinking can I afford this.'

"This year's model makes everything before it look like garbage." "I'm looking for a used car." "Last year's model is destined to become a classic!"

"Sorry, son. Her wheel's broke. I'm gonna have to put her down."

"They don't make brake parts for cars this old, so you see that hole in the floor right there?"

"What old school? This is my life."

"Well, Baldo, I finally did it."

"Did you know that studies show almost 95 percent of all Chevy Impala owners sell their car within 3 months?"

"This car is a retro classic. Instead of a USB outlet there's a cigarette lighter."

'It's St Patrick's Day...I thought you called this car your lucky charm??!'

Carjacking: The early years.

'They don't make cars like they used to.'

'They don't make cars like this any more -- the country that built them disappeared.'

"She's family."

'That's a nice car, Mister....Did you have it from new?'

'This one looks as if it has survived the chrome age.'

'Noah! That's not quite what I had in mind!'

'If I was this car I wouldn't let you in the drivers seat!'

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

Cash for clunkers

We'll return to our 50's movie marathon after these messages. Yes, cars did have tail fins back then.

"See that dog, Mr. Hendricks? That means you either have a shredded fan belt or your fuel pump is sucking air."

"I used to love power, but now I'm more interested in mileage."

Sailor in Car.

Long before the GPS, traveling humans found their way around by using an Atlas.

"We don't call them 'horns' anymore. They're interactive audio crash deterrent stimulators."

Man has a picture of a rolls on his garage door...the car inside is very different.

Cats on Board.

"In my life, I've had seven cars, six jobs, five houses, four bypass operations, and three wives!"

"I'd like a new tire for my 1976 Chevy Chevette."