Vintage Vehicle Collector Gifts

"I just feel safer in one of these."

"No, it wasn't a sinkhole. Your old TV was so heavy the ground could no longer take the weight."

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

"We don't call them 'horns' anymore. They're interactive audio crash deterrent stimulators."

"I'd like a new tire for my 1976 Chevy Chevette."

Early Colour TV

"What old school? This is my life."

Trilby - 'Je prong!'

The original paperless office

"Ikea for hippies" 1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood

"In my life, I've had seven cars, six jobs, five houses, four bypass operations, and three wives!"

"Do you buy cars here?"

'Well, the good news is; You won't need to tax and insure it.'

"I want to be straight with you, Cathy—I've gone through a number of cars in my life."

'This is a nice car Mr...did you have it from new?'

Pre-Television Man Caves

'It's St Patrick's Day...I thought you called this car your lucky charm??!'

"So this is what you want? This is why after school, almost every day, you spend all your extra free time working at the auto store?"

'They don't make cars like they used to.'

'A 50's vintage automobile...a billiards room. YOu, my firend, have got it all.'

'God's speed.'

'You don't have the muscles to buy a muscle car, dear.'

JET (Part I)

"This car is a retro classic. Instead of a USB outlet there's a cigarette lighter."

Gadzook used armour. Only one careful owner.

"There's lots of things in my life I absolutely needed to put in, and now there's lots of things in my life I absolutely need to get out."

'If I was this car I wouldn't let you in the drivers seat!'

Clock and Watch Shop: Second-Hand Clocks and Minute-Hand Clocks.

'I'm afraid you'll have to buy a car, sir -- Braxton, here, accidentally sold your car to somebody else.'

'In her day, she did all the work for me, now I'm doing all the work for her.'

'Like the 'Cobra' and the 'Viper', my car is named for a snake too - the 'Rattler'.'

Run from the hills!

'Mom, dad's toasting the new year with the car again!'