Vintage Vehicle Collector Gifts

"I just feel safer in one of these."

"No, it wasn't a sinkhole. Your old TV was so heavy the ground could no longer take the weight."

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

"We don't call them 'horns' anymore. They're interactive audio crash deterrent stimulators."

Trilby - 'Je prong!'

Early Colour TV

"In my life, I've had seven cars, six jobs, five houses, four bypass operations, and three wives!"

"Ikea for hippies" 1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood

The original paperless office

"What old school? This is my life."

"I want to be straight with you, Cathy—I've gone through a number of cars in my life."

'Well, the good news is; You won't need to tax and insure it.'

'This is a nice car Mr...did you have it from new?'

Pre-Television Man Caves

'It's St Patrick's Day...I thought you called this car your lucky charm??!'

'They don't make cars like they used to.'

'A 50's vintage automobile...a billiards room. YOu, my firend, have got it all.'

'God's speed.'

'You don't have the muscles to buy a muscle car, dear.'

JET (Part I)

'If I was this car I wouldn't let you in the drivers seat!'

Clock and Watch Shop: Second-Hand Clocks and Minute-Hand Clocks.

Gadzook used armour. Only one careful owner.

"There's lots of things in my life I absolutely needed to put in, and now there's lots of things in my life I absolutely need to get out."

"This car is a retro classic. Instead of a USB outlet there's a cigarette lighter."

'I'm afraid you'll have to buy a car, sir -- Braxton, here, accidentally sold your car to somebody else.'

'In her day, she did all the work for me, now I'm doing all the work for her.'

'Like the 'Cobra' and the 'Viper', my car is named for a snake too - the 'Rattler'.'

Run from the hills!

'Mom, dad's toasting the new year with the car again!'

"Haven't you a small one that would fit into a soldier's pack?"